The girl I love said in future she would want her kid to marry my kid. ???We're hitting friendzone levels that shouldn't even be possible.?? pic.twitter.com/nvpUJZMKX3
— 12/11 (@Chido_Zie) October 1, 2017
Protect igbo men plssss???????? pic.twitter.com/RK88xgb4n4
— Daddy CHO (@Chidubem__O) September 30, 2017
ITS OFFICIALLY OCTOBER. TIME TO GET SPOOKY BITCHES pic.twitter.com/ZqoD5Ga0QJ
— MARZ ? (@MARZTHESIGN) October 1, 2017
Girls become single, then start commenting on your Snapchat stories again looooooooool
I love this song.
— Chuck Bass???? (@FBIsaaac) October 2, 2017
when you're a whole 2hr 25mins into Netflix and Chill and you plotting your next move while she's in the bathroom pic.twitter.com/kD6pmNXZm0
— kelly aka bone daddy (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015
How much you think he got for Eid? ? pic.twitter.com/VTTtIBkmGf
— Ibn Nabih (@IbnNabih1) June 25, 2017
Swear Eden Hazard has more brothers than CL goals
— NOT NICE (@AaronMancz) October 2, 2017
Using your footie knowledge your bf is giving you to impress your MCM ???
— . (@Mxbel) October 2, 2017
Ladies, here's a dick riding tutorial if you needed some tips. ? pic.twitter.com/ubG541s9FB
— Platini (@Platini_954) October 2, 2017
If you're broke and your girl is paying your rent then it's your role to scream during sex. You can't be useless day and night ???
— Oladipupo (@ItsHimOla) October 2, 2017
Wtf I think porn is fake pic.twitter.com/ME7Pzlbx7V
— .•* (@pedegante) October 2, 2017
Women be watching your Twitter like you’d ever tweet a chick you was smashing.
— AC Targaryen (@TrillestAC) October 3, 2017
21 Savage before and after pic.twitter.com/xChKCBtcuZ
— Daymon (@DameWilson9) October 1, 2017
Her: Baby don’t cum yet
— Demmy Ladipo (@DemzChappelle) October 3, 2017
My boyfriend bought me flowers and my mum has put them in a vase in her room.
— WZA (@Whitb_xx) October 2, 2017
We fucking broke dej https://t.co/pXCLcIWDs3
— Willie Will Based (@iamwilliewill) October 2, 2017
Y'all curving niggas for a nigga that aint your nigga??? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bitch me too.
— chocolate latina (@ebonylivv) October 2, 2017
When I’m minding my business and a strange man comes to me and says “smile” pic.twitter.com/2ViTEcAMUC
— Shirley ? (@ShirleyBEniang) October 3, 2017
I used to see girls wearing toe ring thinking its fashion until I heard they are engaged to short guys?
— KESSE?? (@Kesse_GH) October 3, 2017
Buy a small portion and use the oil on yuh heel in yuh twitpic. Offa we! https://t.co/tH4EsNi0F7
— KFC Barbados (@kfc_bb) October 3, 2017
So my boy was seeing this girl for a bit and after 4 months of not talking this is how she approaches him ?? pic.twitter.com/Mlg7d3TO32
— Papa Jawns (@StaceyChooch) October 3, 2017
when u smoke with a new group of people and u cough pic.twitter.com/fqiPPLFBpw
— britney (@ihatealmonds) October 1, 2017
He ain’t in my bio he in my guts. Bitch
— ✨ (@PETTYMAMII) October 3, 2017
Last time a girl told me she was hungry I said "go eat", then I seen her on snap with another nigga at Wingstop
— Cochise (@IanLoc_) October 3, 2017
Women shallow as hell. My coworker told me the only reason she went on date with a nigga because he had a cute dog
— Issa Jedi (@ObiWillKenobiii) October 4, 2017
Stan Collymore claims the way Pep dresses is not "fit for Premier League dug-outs.
— City Chief ️ (@City_Chief) October 4, 2017
— Liam Henderson (@LiiamHenderson) October 3, 2017
Can’t believe my mum and Dad are arguing over bake off and how to make a pie ??? pic.twitter.com/5fqQ5x52qm
— Alice Jones (@alicesjones_) October 4, 2017
— Simon Brodkin (@simonbrodkin) October 4, 2017
Me getting up at 3am to drink water. pic.twitter.com/06YXVR5P26
— Denizcan James (@MrFilmkritik) October 4, 2017
How yo bills sneak up on you when you get paid pic.twitter.com/ZWE7xuyTVU
— Dre. ??? (@n1irving) October 4, 2017
Screaming “deeper" as if I'm hiding extra dick in my pocket. Ohemaa this is all I came with, this is all you will get.
— J. (@kkwame_) October 5, 2017
“Ur funny”..”ur not funny ?”… “I just find it funny how..” https://t.co/Ly5k7QL10y
— Johnny (@ProllyJohnny) October 5, 2017
Boy if you don’t put your grandma good jacket back in her closet https://t.co/czJtwayaGf
— blvck (@blvckNC) October 5, 2017
When I pull up to her crib for her dick appointment and she’s not answering my texts to let me in.
— 5th Account ???? (@BeardedddKinggg) October 7, 2017
Bae: my elbow hurt
— ? (@lordflaconegro) October 6, 2017
How the person who won the fight comes back from suspension pic.twitter.com/EQuMXbsLIZ
— Cherry-Thong.Com (@AyeQueLo) October 6, 2017