"hey, just wanna let you know my friend over there thinks you're peng"
the friend: pic.twitter.com/RoA8pqfwsP
— Ricky Tan (@michelangelhoes) April 2, 2017
Now he has to walk out of his kids life forever because they're never going to respect him again pic.twitter.com/AaUxn8UFEc
— Maserati Rick (@GenericNigga) April 2, 2017
This guy just said this picture is like the Mona Lisa for black barbers pic.twitter.com/PtDnYNkAEl
— B (@TweetsByBilal) April 9, 2017
Got a tracker in it so they know when he's in studio doing features without them https://t.co/MSLUvemFUJ
— Keith Dube (@MrExposed) April 3, 2017
How can they all collapse too😭 swear black people r too extra😂😂 pic.twitter.com/dFElhfad8z
— kofi (@ManLikeKofii) April 3, 2017
This woman put on a full length fur coat in April to watch her neighbor get shamed. Inspirational. https://t.co/mUuzzkIvMe
— Aria (@snarkyspice) April 3, 2017
Just met a prostitute who said she'd do anything for 40$ lol guess who just got all their new tracks mixed down and mastered 😏
— Ookay (@Ookay) April 3, 2017
To proper blow as a black actor you need to sacrifice certain things we do.So Boyega had no shape up in SW, Kaluuya no Vaseline in Get Out.
— Stef (@FLOTUK) April 3, 2017
You see how everyone calls you by your nickname and your girl has to make sure she's not like everyone and calls you by your proper name.
— #TheYoungest (@AYoungIvz) April 3, 2017
In Nigeria we call this something else https://t.co/FhXn6xFfGQ
— Casanova (@pslovepuccix) April 3, 2017
Ima stick my fingers in my Bitch eyes while I'm hitting it from the back.
Watch her go crazy https://t.co/gXdwI0wp2R
— Destroy suan® (@savagesuan) April 4, 2017
Donny is on tag aswell uno LOOOL https://t.co/0Vec32Uq5d
— AB (@adzbanks1) April 3, 2017
Female: "I'm so tired of my boyfriend cheating on me, beating my ass, and stealing my money 😔"
Me: "you okay?"
Her: "it's lyrics"
— Dwayne Wayne (@_theycallmetrey) April 3, 2017
When your boyfriend actin up, you gotta put on his shoes when he leave, and do this pic.twitter.com/0u7w8iS2ZY
— MoCITY JAYY 🌻 (@Ms25Lighters) April 4, 2017
changing the date on ur paper to a few days earlier so the teacher doesnt see that u did it last minute & know the extent of ur triflin ways pic.twitter.com/TU1E2RzKgy
— kendall ! 🙂 (@mehlanin) April 4, 2017
"Now just wait one second officers.
I have a Pepsi." pic.twitter.com/NW0sddKOOI
— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 5, 2017
Someone Needs Pepsi pic.twitter.com/jP8w1QobA4
— #PRBae (@Sirehabbiibb) April 5, 2017
LOOOOOL forget the bars… forget the beat… forget the vape pen. 😂😂😂 why the fuck does he have an Afro comb. pic.twitter.com/0YJKlPqOgV
— insta @imjustbait (@Imjustbanter) April 4, 2017
"Yo Kendall, im gonna need you to come through with a pepsi, these cops are wildin" pic.twitter.com/dOpKnTq8LU
— Kim Jong Tun (@ignant_) April 5, 2017
the sex gotta outweigh how annoying she is or it won’t work cuz
— Black Beard (@DeoFam) November 17, 2016
Black parents will play the same songs for 20 years and then ask you every time "whatchu know bout this?"
A lot actually
— Eli Miller (@eli_miller33) April 4, 2017
I want my lawyer https://t.co/w2kKXeUTI1
— AYoungFearlessKing (@DiggsXIII) April 6, 2017
These kids now days will never know about the original louboutins Kmt! https://t.co/WzvQ1mCDwP
— KayKarnz (@KayKarnz) April 6, 2017
ion think my mans asked for that https://t.co/pr9E6Wa7Q9
— gary II (@_garyyj) April 6, 2017
I'm from NY where the people see something and don't say something 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/uN7967EjVw
— Heedy (@AmthaFknMONSTA_) April 6, 2017
Purchased my car air freshener today, feeling excited can't wait to buy the car next. I'm taking things one step at a time 🤣🤣
— Jeremiah 🇯🇲 (@prophetjay_) April 9, 2017
When you miss a "you up?" text and now she married 17 minutes later pic.twitter.com/CNyMtP9fR8
— Jeff Hardy fan accou (@tryna_be_famous) April 8, 2017
Doing homework with black moms when you were younger and you get the answer wrong for the 7th time pic.twitter.com/8kDHRKQReP
— Romeo (@papichuIo) April 8, 2017
i don't lose followers they lose me pic.twitter.com/tIr6eAolCO
— lil spooky (@dumbvibe) April 9, 2017
It's not even a BBQ if they're vegan, it's just a camp fire. https://t.co/yePh9lHNhw
— OurLadyAzryah (@_Azryah) April 8, 2017
My boys girl messaging me from his phone to try catch man out. "Bro did I sleep with anyone last night I can't remember" LOOOOL
— Birminghams Papoose (@myles_morris) April 9, 2017
KFC : £12.69
McDonald's : £9.80
Nando's : £14.59
— curtis (@curtisgiles_) April 9, 2017
when you're closing apps and accidentally close the music pic.twitter.com/xVa6wJ5Qwm
— ALLURE✨ (@StripesAllure) April 8, 2017