50 SHADES trilogy made a billion dollars?! Imma start writing erotic fiction, she said as he pounded her yams from behind.
— Issa Rae (@IssaRae) February 15, 2018
"Kids eat free"
— Average Nobody (@Imn0taaron) February 14, 2018
— |j| (@JVR24_) February 15, 2018
What’s going on here 😂😂😂😂😭 pic.twitter.com/MQZXmUWqnj
— Trapa Fasa (@trapafasa) February 15, 2018
— Keith Dube (@MrExposed) February 15, 2018
Gotta log on to curious cat and call her a fat bitch https://t.co/KV6Aa4Rh5b
— Plantain Papi (@J2ocean_) February 13, 2018
I got this Asian friend at work and he and I always arguing, yesterday we were getting into it and a white co-worker walked by and said " hey what's this…Rush Hour 4 ? "
I called HR
— Anthony (@UnkleSteph) February 15, 2018
weed is for lil boys getcha a mf that do coke
— BARBIE® (@timmythick) February 15, 2018
When you get carried away pulling that little piece of skin off your finger pic.twitter.com/5xsYtvZ8Qu
— GloryBoy (@GloryBoySODMG) February 15, 2018
apparently alzheimers runs in my family. the feeling of knowing that one day i’ll get to experience hearing March Madness again for the first time is unexplainable pic.twitter.com/Afa3KC8X4r
— First Lady of #FutureHive (@logasmiic) February 14, 2018
If you guys actually had jobs, you wouldn’t spend your days talking about Jorja & colourism. You’d be tweeting about how unappreciated Roadside G’s were in the scene. Like me. An intellectual.
— Lillian (@LillzTrackLife) February 16, 2018
Cow escapes on way to slaughterhouse, smashes metal fence, breaks human's arm, and swims to uninhabited island where she still lives https://t.co/VK1p1CvrVu
— The Independent (@Independent) February 17, 2018
— The Angry (@NY_Wiseass) February 15, 2018
Worst date ever 😤 pic.twitter.com/xtuLMFD4FZ
— MrHinx🍫 (@MrHinxx) February 15, 2018
Wrote my full name down for my colleague and he goes ‘Corrrrrr is that all one person?’
— T. (@peaceoftemi) February 15, 2018
What’s that song that goes “inspector calls walking around like I stepped in sauce” called?
— T (@TreasureAlexia) February 17, 2018
2 mins into sex
Me: WHY AH YOU CUMMING?
WHY AH YOU CUMMING?
— Gwendo Goodie (@du_soleilx) February 17, 2018
Tim Westwood has 61 candles to blow out this year and he's still talking about thick thighs 😭 https://t.co/SX9nq3vH0l
— Plantainbae™☻ (@justcallmeBABA) February 17, 2018
My sister is out on a romantic time away with her boyfriend and I’m here begging my dad to save me some plantain 😐
Jesus change my story.
— M’baku’s Wife & Killmonger’s Side Chick (@RejiYates) February 16, 2018
When you light a jay at a party pic.twitter.com/EPzngdrgp5
— dylan (@dylanthegypsy) February 17, 2018
My husband didn’t have Snapchat so I convinced him to download it “because it will be fun!” and the first request he received was from his ex-girlfriend, so I deleted my husband’s Snapchat bc what grown man needs a stupid Snapchat anyway.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) February 17, 2018
Me when I seen why Nelly Furtado was trending. pic.twitter.com/ulLVSJW5JY
— yo, where the honey dips at? (@AsapVirgo) February 18, 2018
Which girl is out her disgracing us like this 😕 https://t.co/t0eSVQSsqV
— All things Lisa (@UlisanJemide) February 18, 2018
GIANNIS OMFG 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/llCkMzeTzp
— Nathan Marzion (@natemar3i0n) February 14, 2018
This couple is arguing outside my Airbnb & my ass looking through the window. (Forgot the light was on)
Why the guy arguing say “And who is this nigga watching? someone else you probably fucked huh?” LMFAOOSBAKAGSWMAGAKWVAJ IM GOING TO BED. pic.twitter.com/HSKFGe7WDK
— Tim Hell. (@itsTimHell) February 14, 2018
Girl what he do pic.twitter.com/Y5D0D7h3nm
— Denizcan James (@MrFilmkritik) February 10, 2018
Update : I got fired lmao https://t.co/MnKxkG8Hx4
— lauraa (@lauraa0513) February 11, 2018
"hey, I had fun last night, I wanted to kiss you so bad 🙈” pic.twitter.com/Wcgk9d9RT0
— fargod (@FarbodNBA) February 10, 2018
I remember the first time I went to a drink up at uni. A boy asked me where I'm from..l said Jamaica he said rah u lot are in uni now🙃🙃🙃
— Bianca (@bee_mxa) April 1, 2016
It's been 4 years since my job interview.
I'm beginning to suspect they chose someone else
— Cole Buer (@colebuer) February 11, 2018
I'm never deleting this app 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/R1P0ILSl54
— Noel 🇵🇷 (@NoelStayWoke) February 13, 2018
When he doesn’t get you anything for Valentine’s Day so now you have to call his wife pic.twitter.com/bL4Yb7DIey
— Lauren (@Solodeauxleaux) February 13, 2018
Mandem in peckham were booing interracial couples that were coming in to see black panther 😂😂😂
— The 5th Yonko 黒 (@AntiBasmati) February 13, 2018
Get a mrs that keeps you on your toes 👀😂 pic.twitter.com/NLXaooAxij
— JakobwithaK (@jakobwilliams09) February 12, 2018
Nigga feet longer than January pic.twitter.com/V3I2JtIBg4
— Artez Habersham (@OgMigoKash) February 12, 2018
My girlfriend wants to see Jeremy Kyle live for Valentine's Day but I couldn't get tickets so I got her sister pregnant. We're on next Wednesday.
— Callum Lyon (@CallumLyon) February 11, 2018